diff -r ae4cd5fbf65f -r ea70f3d81676 sayings.py
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+++ b/sayings.py	Sat Jan 18 20:06:19 2014 +0100
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+from random import shuffle
+
+def get_saying():
+    sayings = [('The Zen of Python, by Tim Peters', '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Beautiful is better than ugly.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Explicit is better than implicit.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Simple is better than complex.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Complex is better than complicated.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Flat is better than nested.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Sparse is better than dense.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Readability counts.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Special cases aren't special enough to break the rules.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Although practicality beats purity.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Errors should never pass silently.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Unless explicitly silenced.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you're Dutch.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Now is better than never.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Although never is often better than *right* now.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("If the implementation is hard to explain, it's a bad idea.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be a good idea.", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ("Namespaces are one honking great idea -- let's do more of those!", '__Tim Peters, The Zen of Python'),
+    ]
+
+    shuffle(sayings)
+
+    saying, author = sayings[0]
+    return saying, author